Monday, May 11, 2009

Preproduction_Crisis

Some of you have been subjected to the prototype of Causality_Crisis.
Having learned from your trials, criticisms, and reactions I've begun to craft the followup.
Here are some images for you:

CC1

CC4

CC3

CC2

CC6

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Chevron Lives Again!

Spent most of the day dodging real work and messing around with the projector instead.
This has yielded positive results... in the sense that it is now working, not in the sense that I've dedicated an entire day to an obsolete medium.


projector working

projector bulb on



Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Promaster 521 TL & Kodak Chevron 8

Went to Goodwill yesterday.
Made the purchase of an 8mm film camera and projector, neither of which work.
Now to try to fix them.

Projector

Camera Side 1

Projector Lens

Promaster

Projector Bulb

Projector Kodak

Google is...

Lately I've obsessed myself with attempts at getting a better hold on what the Internet is thinking.
One of the more amusing attempts came from a google screenshot someone showed me displaying the search results for the phrase "Chinese people are..."

Taking it a step further I made my own collection of screenshots from google involving the intimate and unprincipled relationships of human dichotomy.

Three of my favorites so far:
Men are like waffles women are like spaghetti
Young people are no longer interested in buying newspapers or magazines in print format...
Fat people are harder to kidnap


Men are...
Men are

Women are...
Women are

Old people are...
Old people are

Young people are...
Young people are

Atheists are...
Atheists are

Religious people are...
Religious people are

Black people are...
Black people are

Chinese people are...
Chinese people are

Hispanic people are...
Hispanic people are

Japanese people are...
Japanese people are

Jewish people are...
Jewish people are

White people are...
White people are

Immigrants are...
Immigrants are

Myspace is...
Myspace is

Facebook is...
Facebook is

Twitter is...
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Fat people are...
Fat people are

Thursday, April 30, 2009

What a challenge, these blues!

For those of you who enjoy film, jazz, folklore, animation, culture, and tales that transcend time and space -even if the one's telling it can't exactly get all the elements straight- I urge you to check out the charming animated feature, Sita Sings the Blues (by Nina Paley), if you have not already.

http://www.sitasingstheblues.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfS2p1vFics

Monday, April 20, 2009

Self;Aware

Do you remember when you became self aware?

I understand most people ask this question with, "What is your earliest memory?"

Perhaps they're different questions.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Laplace's Demon

Sometimes when I make a purchase I’ll try to follow the event backward, figure out what lead up to it, what advertisements I was I exposed to, when did I first hear about the product, what sparked my initial interest?
Advertising agencies know a great deal about us, which is what makes it so bloody amusing whenever someone will boldly state how, “Advertising has no effect on me.”
Well, they have a demographic for you too.
Humans are hard wired to respond to various stimuli, all of which these agencies know, know you might know, and know you know they know you might know and might resist.
They study it all and they know that an ad crafted for the demographic of Special K, Yogurt, and Advanced Therapy Lotions is not supposed to work on the demographic for Energy Drinks, Maxim Magazine and 4 Fast 4 Furious.
However, if it somehow does they’ll just adapt whatever worked from that model and move on.

Is this control, or is it providing you with information you would agree with anyways?

Beverly Hills Chihuahua Worldwide Gross: $140,601,977
4 Fast 4 Furious Current Worldwide Gross: $106,801,524
The ten most commonly entered responses to this site are, in order: "me", "sex", "you", "water", "dog", "down", "man", "cat", "good", "love."

Notice anything?